Oh before I start this one I must point out to the un-educated that at the moment I am a Private Hire Taxi Driver, working nights, servicing the drunk people of Preston. So for entertainment value you can hear about my exploits and what REALLY happens with taxi drivers!!!
Pull up at this house at 4am ish, lights on downstairs, curtains open, couple of people in the… well what I imagine was a living room. FILLING two of the wall there was … well more pornography photos then I had EVER seen! They totally covered the walls!! Firstly I was very impressed that they had gone to the effort of putting up what must have been 100ish photos but also admittedly at the time I didn’t see the porn, i thought “Oh that beige tan colour would look really good painted in my living room”. (I’m having the new house painted in a beige downstairs. My passenger was a 20 y/o female student who told me that they have 2 walls, one being named “The Great Wall of Vagina”
Also picked up a guy who was off to Manchester airport, no ticket, no destination, no plan, just a desire to go on holiday. Which I actually think that I might do myself. Walk up to a travel desk with one of the airlines and find out when the next flight to anywhere is. How cool would that be… a week or two in a random country. The possibilities. Oh yes.. leave a comment if you fancy doing coming on holiday with me anytime from now till end of May (excluding the start of April.. I’m moving house then)
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